Hi Pablo,
Tired of busy signals? I present the Pigeon Modem 56K.
Speed: 56 kilo‑coos per second.
Latency: depends on the pigeon’s mood and the price of corn.
Installation steps:
1) Attach the serial cable to the little leg (it’s plug‑and‑play; the pigeon does the playing).
2) Configure DNS: "Delivers Nibbles Swiftly" — it resolves everything with tiny pecks.
3) To reset, press CTRL+ALT+CRUMB.
Technical note: ping doesn't reply "time=..."; it replies "pru‑pru".
Sincerely (and with feathers),
Zé das Couves