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ROME STATUTE (1998)

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Date: 29/07/1998 13:06

From: Marilda Gusmão

To: Pablo Murad

Subject: Rome Statute (1998)


Hello Pablo,

Rome Statute (1998)

International law season finale, approved in Rome on 17 July 1998. 
Direction: The Committee That Never Sleeps.
Cast: 120 “yes”, 7 “no”, 21 “maybe later” (and one guy asking where the bathroom is).
Plot: “Let’s build a court for the worst crimes,” said Humanity, while Bureaucracy replied:
      “Great. Please fill out Form CRIME-0A in triplicate and staple your conscience.”

Best scene: everyone agrees impunity is bad, then immediately invents fourteen new acronyms
to argue about what ‘bad’ means, and whose stapler is jurisdictional.

All the best,
Marilda Gusmão

Made by Pablo Murad, since 1987, no rights reserved.

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