EMAIL WITH ATTACHMENT: A SIGNED POTATO

Pablo,

    Please find attached a signed potato. (Don't ask how I attached it; faith and ZIP compression.)

    File name: POTATO.EXE
    What it does:
    - Opens a terminal and types: "I am a potato"
    - Closes the terminal politely

    If your antivirus complains, tell it this is a certified tuber.
    Digital signature: applied with a fork.

    P.S.: Do not run while hungry.

    Agriculturally yours,
    Zé das Couves